PATIENT: Doc, I feel really sick! You have to help me!
DOCTOR : Why? Tell me what you feel...
PATIENT: Well..you see... I met this really hot chick at a bar last week...we party all night and ended up in bed...you know...
DOCTOR : OK...Go on...
PATIENT: Well...she was coughin' and sneezin' all night...I'm afraid I caught the Virus!
DOCTOR : Son, your tests turned out negative! You don't have the Flu Virus...
PATIENT: Man, that is good news...
DOCTOR : Afraid not...you got herpes!
