Teacher: Class, today we will talk about etiquette. I am 50 and still single, you refer to me as "MISS". Is that clear?
Class : Yes, Miss.
Teacher: Good! Now, if I were to meet a handsome young man and he...tee hee... marries me, that would make me a...?
Class : ... " a MISTAKE ?"...
Teacher: NO!NO!NO! That would make me a "MRS." Got that?
Class : Yes, Miss.
Teacher: Good! So if I am "MRS.", then that would make the man who marries me ...?
Class : ... "MISERABLE ?"
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