There's this new medical procedure to remove kidney stones...Instead of cutting you open, surgeons just make 4 tiny incisions on your side. Patients say they were TICKLED pink as the incisions were made on their sides...They call this procedure a LAFF-A-ROSCOPY
FORESIGHT
Learning to write a check with the LEFT hand just in case you suffer a stroke and can't write with your RIGHT.
THE INTERPRETER AND THE BARBER
Says the interpreter : "I love my job! I get to talk behind VIPs' backs and get paid to do so!"
Says the barber : "That's nothing...Kings and Presidents take their hats off before me and trust me enough to let me put a blade across their throats."
ONE STEP AHEAD
There was this guy who was born with three legs...
he became successful coz he was always one step ahead
he became successful coz he was always one step ahead
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