FORESIGHT

Learning to write a check with the LEFT hand just in case you suffer a stroke and can't write with your RIGHT.

THE INTERPRETER AND THE BARBER

Says the interpreter : "I love my job! I get to talk behind VIPs' backs and get paid to do so!"

Says the barber : "That's nothing...Kings and Presidents take their hats off before me and trust me enough to let me put a blade across their throats."

PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY

Confucius say :
"Man with PHOTOGRAPHIC memory is always NEGATIVE."

ONE STEP AHEAD

There was this guy who was born with three legs...
he became successful coz he was always one step ahead
 
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