BY MISTAKE

Teacher: Class, today we will talk about etiquette. I am 50 and still single, you refer to me as "MISS". Is that clear?

Class : Yes, Miss.

Teacher: Good! Now, if I were to meet a handsome young man and he...tee hee... marries me, that would make me a...?

Class : ... " a MISTAKE ?"...

Teacher: NO!NO!NO! That would make me a "MRS." Got that?

Class : Yes, Miss.

Teacher: Good! So if I am "MRS.", then that would make the man who marries me ...?

Class : ... "MISERABLE ?"
 
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