FRIENDSTER.COM

Tried uploading my photo to Friendster... Got redirected to DUMPSTER.COM. Must be a new social networking site. Can't wait to meet new friends there...

NUMISMATIC

Seeing an opportunity to get free food at the buffet table, an old beggar dressed himself up and joined the affair. As it turns out, it was a Collectors' Convention. As he was eating, two gentlemen came to have a chat with him. Asked what he was collecting, he proudly replies: "I, Sir, am a COIN COLLECTOR !"

SHAKESPEARE COMEDY

Sir William Shakespeare enters a Japanese restaurant and asks himself: "Sushi...or not Sushi. That is the question..."

BY MISTAKE

Teacher: Class, today we will talk about etiquette. I am 50 and still single, you refer to me as "MISS". Is that clear?

Class : Yes, Miss.

Teacher: Good! Now, if I were to meet a handsome young man and he...tee hee... marries me, that would make me a...?

Class : ... " a MISTAKE ?"...

Teacher: NO!NO!NO! That would make me a "MRS." Got that?

Class : Yes, Miss.

Teacher: Good! So if I am "MRS.", then that would make the man who marries me ...?

Class : ... "MISERABLE ?"

FROM BED TO WORSE

PATIENT: Doc, I feel really sick! You have to help me!

DOCTOR : Why? Tell me what you feel...

PATIENT: Well..you see... I met this really hot chick at a bar last week...we party all night and ended up in bed...you know...

DOCTOR : OK...Go on...

PATIENT: Well...she was coughin' and sneezin' all night...I'm afraid I caught the Virus!

DOCTOR : Son, your tests turned out negative! You don't have the Flu Virus...

PATIENT: Man, that is good news...

DOCTOR : Afraid not...you got herpes!

HOSTILE TAKEOVER 101

What happens when two corporate giants squabble over market share? Eventually a smaller new player comes into the picture and takes over the market.

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Even after they lost the market, the two corporate giants still continue their squabble, much to the newcomer's strategic advantage. The biggies try to re-group and regain control but, sorry, newbies' already well entrenched. Birdbrains...

SERIOUSLY FUNNY

Although this blog site tries to poke fun at a very serious matter such as the Influenza Pandemic, thanks to Google Ads, there are some very helpful advertisements here where you may find interesting or even life-saving tips and info. Laughter really is the best medicine.

IS IT NAPTIME YET?

There's something in the air that is more contagious and spreads much faster than the Flu Virus! Its called a YAWN.

BAD BREATH OR FLU VIRUS? YOUR CHOICE

MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH !

Laboratory research shows Influenza Virus will not survive in 3-day old saliva.
How to develop 3-day old saliva? Researchers leave it up to you to figure that out.
 
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