LUCKY JACK

Have we thought about what values we teach our kids whenever we read to them a story? Case in point: Jack and the Beanstalk.
You remember Jack and the Beanstalk, right? Jack climbs the beanstalk, enters the giant's castle, grabs the gold, chops down the beanstalk and kills the giant...Yeah that Jack. Well if you've listed it down as I have, I say Jack is guilty of Trespassing, Breaking and Entering, Robbery, Murder, and illegally cutting down a tree. I mean, Jack could have faced triple life sentences for these crimes. Instead, Jack got away scotfree and lived happily ever after.
This guy Jack is one lucky dude. He must've had one hell of a top-notch defense lawyer. Somebody please give me his lawyer's number.
 
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